1.    99% OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.

2.    HE WHO LAUGHS LAST ... THINKS SLOWEST.

3.    A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.

4.   IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.

5.   WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

6.   HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE, WITHOUT ( Read more... )

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.  Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation ( Read more... )

This sounds like my Nana....

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice ( Read more... )

So...I'm pretty sure I'm OK now, but trying to walk (aka stagger) up a hill at 6 p.m. after close to 4 hours at the brewery probably did not make a pretty picture. Then being home for all of 5 minutes before going out again. Whoo, I know I haven't had that much to drink in one day since New Years. Oh well, gotta practice for next week! It's going ( Read more... )

    If you wake up on the wrong side of the bed and go into work a bit grouchy, your boss should be happy. Very happy. In a stunning about-face from long-held management theories, it turns out that grumpy employees are the most creative problem-solvers, according to researchers from the Jesse H. Jones Graduate School of Management at Rice ( Read more... )

Print on the right side of photo paper. This will later prevent you from wasting paper, screaming, believing your camera's photo-taking ability is poor, fruitlessly searching for how to fix its shoddiness, and generally going nuts over why pictures look fine on the computer, but print out exceedingly blurry. Reading the instructions may have ( Read more... )

Why does it feel like I'm the one doing everything for this group? I'm so sick of these e-mails and phone calls asking me to waste my time while the others sit back even though they have two hands, are clearly not incompentent, and can do it their damn selves ( Read more... )

Totally awesome, the Trogdor theme (Strongbad e-mail) is one of the songs you can "buy" on Guitar Hero II. How sweet is that?!?

It's been so long since I've wandered over to that site (or Foamy for that matter...). Perhaps it's time to revisit them...

Sleep? What the fuzzy is sleep?

I saw something so adorable today. A bunny was scampering around in the snow - kawaii! Then I saw something even cuter - another bunny came over to play with the first. Eeee!

Anyone ever have a dream in which you are so content that, when you wake up, you feel as though you'd do anything to get that feeling back and everything seems pointless? Or am I alone here.