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A rejectin Hotline for losers
Some loser emails me out of the blue his phone number with this message
"Please call me mistress. I'm ready to serve"
I in turn email him back this:
I don't call slaves but you can call me. My number is 305-503-0846
Goddess Amazon
The number I gave him is a rejection number and when you call it a pre-recorded message tells the caller that they are ( Read more... ) -
This message goes out the vanilla females
Please be advised that this message is not directed to women with open minds or who are in open relationships. This is a message dedicated to the vanilla ("normal") women out there.
LADIES?????
If you are currently in a relationship of any kind with a man who is fucking you well and you are overjoyed with his performance in bed, please keep it to ( Read more... ) -
I need to be a little dramatic here
Ladies and Gentleman! I currently have an ass that is 44 inches!
I was watching CNN this morning and I saw one of my Ex-slaves on TV. Apparently he was voted into Congress this year in the Republican seat. I haven't seen him in over three years.
I decided to be celibate until I get my ripped body back!
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So am I the only one experiencing this?
This morning I got a very unique email from a woman who claims to be a porn star. I'm not gonna reveal her name because she asked me not to. However, when I first got the email I thought it was bullshit so I deleted it without replying back. Two hours later I get another email from her stating that she is willing to prove who she is via webcam from ( Read more... ) -
Germany (Berlin) through the eyes of an American.
Germany through the eyes of an American.
The longer I stay in Berlin the more I become immune to the difference between here and America. So I thought it would be a good idea to take pictures of my daily activities in addition to sharing my views, opinions and experiences in Deutschland.
This entry will be ongoing however, it will not be consistent ( Read more... ) -
The Kit Kat Klub in Berlin
Before I begin I need to give two definitions for those of you who live outside the US. These descriptions are taken from the Urban Dictionary found here
http://www.urbandictionary.com
Booshie (slang) - a. Pretentious. Probably derived from "bourgeois" = middle-class, conventional values and materialism. b. Someone stuck up, considers ( Read more... ) -
Brace yourselves! Delta done good by me!
Ok so since today is not filled with madness allow me to share my flight experience back to Atlanta from Berlin last week. Before I do that I must give you all a brief back story. Some of it can be found at the bottom paragraph of this LJ entry http://goddessamazon.livejournal.com/214586.html
Since Delta fucked up (with the help of JFK airport ( Read more... ) -
FUCK JFK AIRPORT!!!!!!!
I will never ever ever ever make another connection at that shit hole again (unless I have a 5 hour layover). I don’t know who manage that place but whoever calls the shots must have an IQ of a brick!
The first time I had a connection there my flight was canceled so I had to get into this line to get rebooked. The ticket booking desk only had 2 ( Read more... ) -
These Skinhead Nazi boys got me confused!!!!
I'm chillin with Madame Christina until it's time for me to leave for Atlanta. I moved out of my old apartment this past Friday and will be moving into my new one when I come back from Atlanta. However, that place is only temporary until I find a bigger and better place to live.
Anywho, so today she and I decide to go for a walk today in the ( Read more... ) -
Germany experience #122
Ok so I gotta post two entries up today since I have a little time. The first one is about how Germany prides itself on making things difficult instead of simple. I love this country and the people here but one thing that pisses me off or has me shaking my head is how they REFUSE to make things simple around here. It's as if making anything simple ( Read more... )
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