I fucking love Wendy's. I say this as I eat my Biggie fries, and drink from a yellow cup. You can eat great, even late, my friends. Here's how I eat my Wendy's Classic Single value meal:

First I eat the fries.

Then I eat the burger.

How fucking awesome is that?

Oh, just so that no one is concerned, the last entry is largely extrapolative fiction. No suicide for me!

Plato bores me so incredibly much. I cannot believe how much it bores me. I read the pages, and it just moves so damn slow. And I have to read some two hundred pages of him by Monday. Oh, happy day when I shall be free from the study of the humanities! And how I complain! And how unartful the complaint! Painful! Painful ( Read more... )

Ok, so Forrest has raised an interesting question which I would like to bring to the forefront of my livejournal. The question is "What is the difference between glam rock and glitter rock?" And so I will answer: Glam rock precedes glitter rock by about two or three years. The initial glam rock crowd includes the likes of David Bowie, T Rex, and ( Read more... )

Ok, so, I really really enjoy Professor Walters. He is a philosopher of his art. For instance, as we talked of antibonding orbitals and energies of maintaining bonds, he said, "High energy is bad, right?" We all nod. "It is not bad," he replies. "We must remember to be dispassionate ( Read more... )

I am kind of drunk, but I think such a response cares not of the paint of my tongue ( Read more... )

I'm so worried about being offensive, yet I have been so offended. I have been rudely swept, and I can't help but tumble ( Read more... )

Oh my lord, I am the most melodramatic and moody human being I have ever made contact with! Less than one hour and twenty minutes ago, I was toying with the idea of cutting my arm with a steak knife, and here I am feeling normal ( Read more... )

I want to roll the goddamn dice again. I want a new hand ( Read more... )