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[gold_i_locks]

Grab your boats and head for the river, Fisher's in a mood, and I can hear it from here.

[Added beneath, some time later]

[Private: David Fisher]

The next time you swarm around my entry like that, I'll lay out bear traps....

Comments

[pappybear]

[gold_i_locks]

Depends, Fisher, I get more kicks and giggles out of it if your drunk first.

Is there a hole in your wall yet?

[pappybear]

[gold_i_locks]

Oh darling, I wouldn't do you if my life or the life of everyone under the sun depended on it.

I think it's a well know fact that you can't get it up unless you've got six pints of liquor in your system, and by then, Fisher, I'd be sound asleep.

What, what's that...the sound of your ego popping?

[givinggifts]

Sorry to interrupt the snark-fest, but Fisher? Do you live down the hall from me? And how did you know that I just put on some music? I'm sorry if my music is bothering you; I can turn it down.

[gold_i_locks]

Not you, I'm sorry for the confusion. I was speaking to David Fisher, you're not trouble to me at all.

[givinggifts]

Oh! You know, I never really paid attention to his surname in the Compendium name-thing. Sorry, I totally misunderstood.

(But I can still turn the music down if you need me to!} [Eleanor has doodled a smiley face.]

[gold_i_locks]

Hmmm, that is quite alright. I don't think I can hear any music from here.

[Doodles smiley face back]

I'm not sure if you live in the same building as me.

Brooklyn?

[diamonddrop]

Me?

[givinggifts]

I think she means David? I thought the same thing. "Huh?"

Uh, David? Your last name is Fisher?

That's just too weird.

[diamonddrop]

That's funny! Father has a brother named David. I wonder how many David Fishers there are. I'm going to look it up.

Pearl

[gold_i_locks]

No, not you.

Fisher? You say? Are you in relation to David Fisher. Big blonde guy...blue eyes...bitter attitude?

Amelia.

[pappybear]

David

[gold_i_locks]

Then why the flying fuck are you responding to this, dipshit!

Go suck on a bottle! Maybe it'll appreciate you as much as you do it!

Rip my hair out...

Amelia.

[pappybear]

David

[gold_i_locks]

Put the pen down, and go away...

[fathergander]

Now now, if you two can't find it within yourselves to exercise at least a modicum of civility, I'll be forced to send you to your rooms without supper.

[gold_i_locks]

Sorry lord Anser we're very very naughty children. No dinner for us...

Civility:politeness and courtesy

Though it is likely that you already know the meaning of the word, I think you used it in the wrong sentence. David Fisher and I will never, in all meanings of the word never, be civil toward one another. Although it's such an optimistic dream, it's sorely misplaced and highly naive.

[fathergander]

Oh, I don't care if you duel to the death with rusty screwdrivers, just keep it out of these pages. I don't need to see you two bickering like children every time I open the pages.

You're making us look as bad as those Ozlings.

[gold_i_locks]

Oh honestly, Anser, who in their right mind is going to read two people bickering? Not everyone has as much free time as you do.

Rusty screwdrivers? What are you, sadistic?

Children, I do believe, do not make statements claiming that the other arguer needs to get laid. Again, wrong context.