I. What did everyone get for Chrismukkah? My mum bought me a new winter coat and I am not exaggerating when I say it is probably the highest quality piece of clothing I have ever owned. It is 600-fill power down made from ~100 percent premium European goose~. RIP the goose who died to give me this coat, your sacrifice has not been in vain. It is ( Read more... )

To celebrate, I bring you a video of Stefan and Elena riding a motorcycle Titanic style:

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Don't say I never give you guys anything. #THIS IS A REAL SCENE THAT HAPPENED #AND IT IS THE BEST OK

Also, this is my new favourite holiday article: Is a deep-fried Christmas turkey worth the risks? That is a question we will all have to ask ourselves this ( Read more... )

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I. Recently around town these advertisements have started springing up everywhere. And on first glance, it's like 'oh how nice, an advertisement talking about how great Canada is as a country and how proud we should feel for living in it.... OH GOD THIS IS PRO OIL SANDS WHAT THE FUCK NOOO I TAKE IT BACK KILL MY WARM AND FUZZY FEELINGS RETROACTIVELY ( Read more... )

( TVD 4x01 )

This week was more nutty than usual. IDK if it was because it was only four days or because I missed half of last week due to tooth issues, but I think I had the best sleep of my life last night.

I haven't watched TVD yet (DDD:), but I did watch parts of the Worst Show of Our Time ( aka spoilers for Gossip Girl 6x01 )

Title: Need Isn't Love (2/2)
Pairing: Dan/Blair and some Chuck/Blair ugh.
Summary: Dan, it's not your job to save Blair Waldorf. Post-24 fix-it, kind of. If you squint. IDK guys some things are just beyond saving and I think this episode might be one of them.
Rating: PG-13ish
Previous part: Part 1

Excerpt: At first she thinks it must be Serena ( Read more... )

Title: Need Isn't Love (1/2)
Pairing/Characters: Dan/Blair and some Chuck/Blair ugh, cameos from Rufus, Jenny and Serena.
Summary: Dan, it's not your job to save Blair Waldorf. Post-5x24 fix-it, kind of. If you squint. IDK guys some things are just beyond saving and I think this episode might be one of them.
Rating: PG-13ish
A/N: I've been working ( Read more... )

Things that confuse me ( Read more... )

I. I'M OFF FOR ENGLAND. SOON...ISH. I'm not bringing my computer with me or anything BUT I WILL HAVE MY WINDOWS PHONE WITH INTERNET EXPLORER.... SO. PM me or something if you want to be in touch ( Read more... )