Gnome watch

[gooddoggy]

So I have been spending the week with Rummy over here in the States; and at some point between an ice cream heist and a not-quite-car chase, we've set up and interesting surprise for the little old woman across the street who has a fondness of chasing small children with a garden hose.

We have her original lawn gnome held hostage here in the house

Comments

[gooddoggy]

You should come to Germany sometime. There's loads of stuff to do here. (if I can get some more time off )

[gooddoggy]

Why is that? ... Though, that probably won't be a problem, he's usually out anyway. You'll probably like the rest of the gang. You might want to be careful how you talk around Martel, I don't think she'll appricate the whole 'bitch' means 'lady' thing.

[monarch_the]

Not bad for your first kidnappings.

[gooddoggy]

Oh not my first. But a great deal more fun than people.

[monarch_the]

Really? Greed was saying he doesn't do the kidnapping thing. Was it a solo project or something, then?

[gooddoggy]

He doesn't really, no. He had us grab some walking-talking suit of armor for him once... but does that count?

We used to kidnap people back in our military days, like the wives and kids of people for blackmail... among other things. Actually wasn't much fun then.

[gooddoggy]

Do you want one for yours? They have a shop here that sells all sorts of weird stuff like that.

[mineandfine]

Oh so that's where you are. Naughty puppy. I missed you.

[gooddoggy]

I heard you dropped by this weekend, Miss Fujiko. I'm sorry I missed you too.

[mineandfine]

oh well it's not as if I won't see you again!

[imaginaryfed]

So how did you like the weather in Woodcrest?

[gooddoggy]

Huh? Oh...

It was very nice. People watered their lawns alot.