Faeries are not like that.

Faerie Godmothers are nothing like that.

What kind of crappy Disney bullshit was that?

[Added after she finds out about Cissie.]

[Private to Murphy:]
Karrin. You're needed in the infirmary.

[Video flicks on to show... a much changed Molly Carpenter.  Her hair is purple, and it looks like it's been a while since she had a decent meal or a hot shower.  Maybe a long while.]

Is everything still fucked up around here?  No?  Good.  I'm going to go grab a shower.

[Friends filter]If you want to talk, give me a half an hour, or you're going ( Read more... )

I think...

Ohgod.  I've... turned into my mother.  This is... no.  I am not going to be my mother.  What the hell kind of flood is this, anyway?

[sigh]

And to whoever's keeping track, my warden item is no longer registering Marco Campbell.  He's gone.  His room has reverted to standard.

...I'm really going to miss that guy.

[Video clicks on, showing a pair of these guys.  One is bigger than the other, and is generally recognizable as the enormous dog Molly often goes around with.  The other is... well.  The two of them appear to be conversing in roughly canine manner--bark, yips, tail thumps, and the like.  Eventually, the smaller one notices the video.  Her head ( Read more... )

[What? Wardens are bickering again? Molly is shocked. SHOCKED. And not interested in getting involved.]

I've been thinking about trying my hand at baking again.  Something easy, like cookies.  Does anyone have a favorite cookie recipe I can try?

[Friends Filter]
Anyone up for adventures in baking later on?

[Marco Filter]...Sorry about the ( Read more... )

Limited civilization?  Did someone say camping trip?  Marco--the last camping trip was pretty fun, right?  Maybe there will be another beach!

Well, that was... interesting.  I don't think I left my cabin the entire time.  Important CEO-me was, apparently, extremely busy.  How did everyone else fare?

[Private to Marco]
So, you seemed... different...

[Private to Tim and Kon]
Am I allowed to say that you two were adorable?  Because you really, really were.

[OOC: So... I really meant to ( Read more... )

[The video switches on to show the handsome piano boy and one of those pretty saloon girls giggling and snuggling, and generally looking a lot more familiar with each other than two unmarried young people who haven't even been seen courting should.  They both give the camera huge smiles.]Hey everyone--we left town for a night, but we're back now, ( Read more... )

My mother is a force of nature.  I won't take responsibility for her actions, but if she upset or offended anyone, I'm sorry.

[Friends Filter]
My mom left... a lot of food behind.  Bread.  Cookies.  Lasagna.  Casserole.  I'm pretty sure I won't be able to finish all of it without actually exploding.  Anyone interested in sharing?

[The video clicks on and shows Charity Carpenter, sitting at her kitchen table and smiling politely at the camera.  If you look behind her, you can see bread rising in loaf pans.]

Hello.  I understand my daughter Molly is a warden here.  Oh, dear God, child we will be having a talk when you get home about the kinds of deals you make to keep your ( Read more... )