Bagheera watches the Jungle Book and is Unimpressed

[goodhunting]

This film is utter bull.

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[hatesbears]

Your mom's utter bull.

[goodhunting]

So's yours and yet you're not complaining.

I gave in this week.

[hatesbears]

She's a fucking WALKING FUCKING PLACENTA.

And removed the two-by-four from your ass?

[goodhunting]

She's a what? How does that even

That doesn't make biological sense, Rose. Placentas seize to function after a birth.

No. There is what I hesitate to call 'food' in the fridge. I can hope that my organic yogurt is safe while there is battery acid masquerading as something going by the names of two men in the freezer, and boxes of the breaded bird-giblets you like to call sustenance.

[priceonyourhead]

SEE.

MAY.

MAY SEE?

[may_haigha]

I ALREADY SAID I WASN'T GOING TO SEE DRILLBIT TAYLOR! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

[priceonyourhead]

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT IRON MAN CLEARLY. OH LOOK AT ME I CAN FLY SHUT UP.

SHUT UP IRON MAN. SUPERMAN FLIES TOO BUT HE DOESN'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.

[may_haigha]

CLEARLY SHE'S NOT, OR ELSE SHE WOULD HAVE MADE A GANG SIGN/MYSPACE REFERENCE.

[itwasnotso]

Many of them are.

[goodhunting]

This one specifically. I am not voiced by a gay Englishman.

[itwasnotso]

Ha.

Ha.

You're actually watching your adaptation, Gray?

[goodhunting]

....No?

[shedskinblues]

Saw something you didn't like?

[goodhunting]

I'm not voiced by an Englishman.

[goodhunting]

I've never watched it.

Didn't end up having children, avoided it once I knew.