I offer you this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61-GFxjTyV0

That is all.

No, wait, it's not --- quickly --- can anyone tell me what "spurns" means...? Can you get arrested for it? Well, I guess, apparently, you can.

Sean Dwyer,
Sean Dwyer

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I've decided that after reading this: http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/08/19/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/ ,that no matter how long I plan on writing, I will never be able to top this. Never-ever. So, I'm just doing the ( Read more... )

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"Mr. Feeny is very smart on many subjects, including art.
And yet he can't help me with my frustration:
COME ON, TOPANGA!"

[Wyclef - Spoken]
"I wanna dedicate this song, 'Gone 'Til November...'
To all you ladies out there, crying all alone in your room
And all you fellas, going down south...Not making it back...
May the lord bless your soul, I love you girl."

I'm sitting here at work -- minding my own business, while one of the people I work with is having a rousing conversation with my most recent ex-girlfriend, with no regard to me being here. I wish I could just not listen -- but, really, what am I supposed to do? Sit here with my hands over my ears? It affects me very much. I wish I could wipe ( Read more... )

I've been tearing through the Harry Potter series like a drug-addict tears through his morning mail. Because he had an important package. (Backstreet Boy A.J.: "Was it drugs?") Well, no. (Backstreet Boy A.J.: "Oh. Well, in that case, I'm not entirely sure I follow your analogy. So, he just got an important package that wasn't drugs...?") ( Read more... )