Love, The Blurry Line ( Read more... )

I think i just need to give up on girls until i'm middle aged.

Well we've been out here for about a week and its been awesome. Were staying in an awesome three bedroom condo with food catered up to us for lunch and dinner. Weather out here has been amazing warm and sunny and palm trees everywhere which is an odd sight to get used to. Tons of great food and most of the people ive met have been pretty cool ( Read more... )

Drive up to Greeley Court House..... $20 for gas
Lunch in Greeley for me and a friend..$18.76
Line at the DMV in thorton.............1 hour 29 min
Finding out your license was never suspeneded in the first place... Priceless

So dirving down simms this morning i got stopped because there was construction going and only one lane of traffic was open ( Read more... )

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die ( Read more... )

Every day monday through friday going to work i always pass the same black dodge pick up truck with orange cab lights between 68th and simms and 76th and simms. Without fail somewhere along that street within ten blocks i always see him heading the oppostie way ( Read more... )

I just found out yesterday that one of my ex girlfriends from high school is engaged and getting married soon, When did we reach this point? Am i really getting to that age where everybodys going to start marrying off and popping out kids? That coupled with the fact that im turning twenty in a few days i guess its kinda getting to me.

No i checked its still 50 but every single time im on that damn road traffic on both sides is moving anywhere from 30-35 mph. What the fuck? It is the only road in arvada with a speed limit of 50!?!?!
Another mass genocide is needed to get rid of all the stupid people

So i went on a sort of double date last night to the Wits End comedy club over by the westminster mall and it was hilarious! They had a few gems there that were what you would call more b list comedians but ill tell you they were better than some of the supposed "a" list comedians ive seen on comedy central. Definatley recomend checking it out i ( Read more... )