"Below is the statement we released to the media in response to today's news ( Read more... )

July 30, 2009 ( Read more... )

In signing the FY10 state budget, the Governor used his line-item veto power to reduce the amount of funding approved by the legislature for the operation of Commonwealth Zoological Corporation d/b/a Zoo New England (ZNE) from $6.5 million to $2.5 million. The $6.5 million figure was developed after careful consideration of all necessary ( Read more... )

I've moved on to the contact barn and back to the llamas ( Read more... )

So, today was Day 1 at the Tuft's Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine, Adventures in Veterinary Medicine program for adults. And no, don't try saying that three times fast ... you might hurt yourself ( Read more... )

Then ... I was going to be chillin' in Dis ... now?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious ( Read more... )

Eddie Izzard has a bit in his "Dress to Kill" routine that perfectly describes Xander and Boo....
Pedigree dogs and mongrel dogs are proof of this experiment. Pedigree dogs are all inbred, you take the grandmother and the great-nephew,( mimes forcing copulation ) “There you go…” And they’re all next to each other in the genetic pool, so they look ( Read more... )

I saw a Boa eat a mouse. Took forever to get it all in its mouth, but once it did it went down super fast ( Read more... )

Stupid Spider Monkeys got moved, so now I can't go take care of the Hyacinths until further notice.

Bastard primates.

Terns are noisy little cusses who, when given a choice between a piece of fish in a pan and a piece of fish their buddy already took out of the pan, will chase said friend instead of going for the easy piece ( Read more... )