My recent viewing of Chelsea Walls inspired me to post the following commentary on IMDB.com's message board ( Read more... )

old people are funny. my dad and stepmother ran off to the outback and left us with a pile of unlabled packages. while rita and I were trying to divvy up the more feminine gifts between the two of us and our other sister, my grandmother grabbed her loot and snuck off with the only present I was sure was meant for me (which was really fine. I ( Read more... )

it's a little known fact that the "pearl" dropped into the chalice by claudius in act V, scene 2 of Hamlet was actually a ball of the influenza virus culture wrapped in synthetic proteins. laertes, thought by many to be attending school in france, worked for the cdc in atlanta, and was all-too happy to get a culture of the dreaded illness for ( Read more... )

so, I'm talking to Lindsey (my friend who lives in atlanta), and I mention how attractive I think Robert Reed (Mike Brady) is, and she says, "Yeah. He's gay, though." well, I knew that, but it got me to thinking. quite often you hear about disappointed women who oodled over some attractive actor (or singer or model) for years, dreaming of the day ( Read more... )

Man. so. I went back through some old Lj entries. the funnier ones-like "that new car smell is better than sex!" and "happy holidays form books-a-million"- were written while I was pissed about something. those were ok. unfortunately, there were a lot of pathetic and embarrassing posts. those went up during my, "if I don't get back to ( Read more... )

I forgot to mention this: on halloween we decided to make a band with the above-mentioned name. some songs on the premiere album will be "heinous," "choice," and "love, love me do, shitty mcbastard ( Read more... )

for the second time in my life, I have to hump a guy named kyle. and, for the second time in my life, I'm not looking forward to it. but, that's what acting is all about. I suppose ( Read more... )

my mom beat uteran cancer. I can't think of anything better than that.

I went to anime fest atlanta this past weekend. it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, to say the least. lots of people in costume, but not all costumed were in "character." for example, I bumped into a rather large fellow posing as a bitter half-demon character called inuyasha. now, the dog-eared, sword-wielding fellow was very gracious, ( Read more... )

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