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belated, I guess I should've said. I hope everyone's independence day was filled with grilled meat and snap-pops. mine...well, mine was filled with meat. we were going to shoot fireworks but there's some unofficial city ordinance against it. I guess we were the only one who followed that rule, though. oh well ( Read more... )

I herd that song on the radio today but, sheepishly, I must admit that that isn't the reason for using one of its lyrics as this entry's subject. not that ewe care, but the real reason is I just felt a sudden urge to ram as many baad sheep puns in here as possible. wool, actually, I'm kidding. the fact that I have to keep changing the year to ( Read more... )

I went to Josh and Liz's wedding shower this weekend. Naturally, it ruled. I have never been around so many awesome people at once. The shower was actually in two parts. The first part took place at a house that I swear I've seen on MTV Cribs before. I sat at a table with Roach, Jeff Hamm, Potter, Brandi, Liz's brothers and her cousin Danni. ( Read more... )

that just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it ( Read more... )

went shopping, to-day ( Read more... )

Answer the following questions using lyrics from one music genre ( Read more... )

anyone who says they're going to miss mallet assembly is, as john robinson would say, living in a fantasy world. it's a building. it's not even a building, it's an apparition. "assembly" implies some sense of brotherhood is present between members, and that just does not exist. it's true that certain members have found small groups of loyal, ( Read more... )

I'm blowin' this popsicle stand. Yup, I finally learned how to dislocate my shoulder and the straight jacket is off. I'm headin' to greener pastures. That's right, Tuscaloosa: City of Magic. Johnny Magic, that is. I'll be there in two hours so ladies, get your kids indoors and your liquor hid. If you can't find your husband, I'm with him ( Read more... )

I received the following email today ( Read more... )