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[goylee]

What the fuck? I just spent a WEEK being unable to right write? in this thing. DID SOMEONE TRY AND CHARM IT? I couldn't write! Words wouldn't form! The blasted ink and my blasted quill would NOT. FUCKING. WORK. Why?? Why can't I write?? Huh. I reckon it was the Gryffindorks. Or the Ravenclubheads. Or the...Hufflepoofs

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[pforpompous]

Dear me, Goyle! Are you quite aware that your grasp of the English language, or, rather, lack thereof, is altogether atrocious? I do hope you have not mistaken your English primer for treacle tart!

Unpleasant though some may find you, inferring that someone would dare prank you is rather preposterous. Unless, of course, you have taken to leaving your belongings dispersed throughout the castle. My immediate apologies if this is indeed the case. You must forgive my assumption that one such as yourself would take care to protect your personal belongings from the numerous waggish students roaming the castle.

[goylee]

I have no idea what the bloody fuck you are talking about, Mackm Macmall Macmellian Hufflepoof.

I HAVE been pranked before! JUST ASK SMITH, HE DID IT. But I have paid him back for it, heh.

Private to Ernie Macmillan.

[abbottle]

To be honest, I don't think I understood most of what you wrote there, Ernie, but are you sure it's a good idea to provoke him? Remember when he beat up Zacharias last term? I don't want to see you get hurt either, even though I'm sure you'd be all right in a duel against Goyle. Then again, I'm worried that the Carrows would take his side anyway.

[gentlycreep]

Must you always be so rude, Gregory? Aren't you tired of being rude? I would be exhausted.

[goylee]

I am not being RUDE.

[gentlycreep]

But you ARE, Gregory. Please stop. Think about nice things. Think about Daphne.

[gracefulgreen]

DO NOT.

Think about treacle tart.

[gokestrals]

DUUUHHHHHHHHH.

[goylee]

Where?

[soso_blase]

There is plenty of apple crumble left, Goyle.

[vavavati]

Are you sure you didn't just...temporarily forget how to write?