When you wake up in the morning do you prefer ( Read more... )

From Harry G. Frankfurt(really), the Proffesor of Philosophy Emeritus at Princeton University:

"Excrement is not designed or crafted at all; it is merely emitted, or dumped. It may have a more or less coherent shape, or it may not, but it is in any case certainly not wrought."

Any questions?

anybody have any spare airplane tickets or accomodations lying around? Anything stuck between the cushions of your couch? Anybody have a couch? i'm not picky.

Ladies and gents, California has had enough! Can you blame them? Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?

Hey, at least they don't have to deal with Vampire Peacocks. Its a good thing we have a few serious vampire hunters here in NYC. I mean who wants to be a peacock thrall? Its pretty debasing.

To explain the stilted or high-falutin sound of this post, I must say I attempted to write the entire thing in e-prime, for the sake of taking up more time in my work day. I apologize in advance, and if you see any errors feel free to leave a comment saying "hey colin, you e-suck ( Read more... )

so i took this quiz about world news this week and I performed miserably. 3 out of 10. and all three were about sex. In truth i was geussing on all of them so i geuss i should be happy i got any right, eh?

OMG ZMB flxx LOL KMSOWLOL

Putting stuff "where I won't forget it, because thats a sure way to lose anything.

ever had that dream where you catch your parents doing things you wish they wouldn't and then of course you're dragging a mattress down a dark alley while zombies move in for the kill and for some reason dropping the mattress just isn't an option ( Read more... )

This is the day that science finally admits that it has failed to save the world. Today the newspaper headlines shout Science Conceedes! with pictures of men in labcoats and thick frames hanging their heads, tears collecting on the glass. They are seen in the streets holding onto each other, throwing down their compasses and their calculators, ( Read more... )