I am but one man. How much can I accomplish?

[grand_admiral_c]

I saw this on someone's journal, and I recently came under the compulsion that I had to stand up against it. This is not meant as a dig against women, nor as a dig against the person who posted it. It is meant as a dig at the sexist view of relationships put forth by the original composer, and I object to the claim that it was written by a man.

Comments

[masamichi]

That was definitely written by a woman.

[grand_admiral_c]

I know it's beating a dead dog (Captain Maddox put the kabosh on such things a long time ago), but I had to add my skills to the fight.

[mercedeself]

I posted it b/c i thought it was funny...It appeared on one of my friend's myspace accounts, so I thought I'd put it here...definately not serious...

[grand_admiral_c]

Like I said, I'm not going after you: I'm after the author.

[gsbouncer]

Oh Josh, your views make me realize how compatible we are.

[grand_admiral_c]

Well Staci, that's because you're a boy with a vagina and boobs. I mean that in a good way.

By the way, I'd talk dirty with you anytime.

[gsbouncer]

lol. #1 You are the person I've ever used "lol" for in a comment. You really made me laugh! I completely agree and I've been told I'm a part-time male. #2 So, what are you wearing right now?

You're great, Josh!

[grand_admiral_c]

I was just wearing underwear, but you're so hott that the elastic started melting, so I had take even that off.