I've noticed that banner ads have become increasingly more violent ( Read more... )

"When Jay was in Pharoah's Laaannndddd...Let my people goooo..." Or something. It's been a while since I've heard the words ( Read more... )

"Death to false hardcore."What in the hell does this mean. I've seen this quote more and more lately, and I can't even start to understand what false hardcore is. There are so many different interpretations now. I remember when hardcore used to be cracking someone's head open with the blunt side of an axe, then while they were in the hospital ( Read more... )

What better way to end your senior year than to realize that your senior picture is not even in the book. Oh, suuure, you submitted your picture and a clever quote to go with it. Oh, suuure you spoke to the teacher in charge of all the yearbook stuff to make sure your picture was received. Oh, suuure you believed your high school was capable of ( Read more... )

Nice going FOX! You hyped up the Family Guy premiere for months and months, then you botch it. I, along with a lot of other TV viewers, got this whack blue screen for thirty minutes that only just came off six minutes into American Dad.

I'm looking out my window now. I see lit torches. A lot of people are standing outside of their homes, they look

Oww. Something hardcore bit me on the stomach as I was sleeping and now I've got these bumps on the right side of my abdomen. I hate getting bitten on my stomach (or anywhere else). Whenever something bites me, the bumps grow and I always think about any Alien movie with Sigourney Weaver, and little Emilio Estevez [the Mighty Duck man himself] ( Read more... )

Banquet was incredible last night. I pulled off some crazy awards, including the Louis Armstrong Jazz Award, which means my name goes up on the plaque in the band room along with everyone else who has won it over the years. I also received favourite senior (Duh. I'm awesome) and best marcher and favourite section for the saxophones (The superlative ( Read more... )

I can't believe The O.C. got shafted for the Presidential conference so that George Dubya could go up there and speak. And I say that very modestly, because earlier I saw a dog on A Current Affair that could say "I love you", which means he pretty much won the Most Eloquent Award out of the two of them.

If you recite your Pledge of Allegiance with a slight pause on this line:

"..one nation [pause] under God.."

Then you are a COMMUNISTAnd there's also a good chance that you leave plastic on your furniture to protect against stains, you big, dirty opponent of capitalism and American Idol. Don't worry, help and resolution can be obtained ( Read more... )

I've come to the conclusion that my english honors class is not really an honors class, but kind of just a holding area for bored eighteen year olds. It's kind of like when you take your kid to the gym and you leave him with all the other neglected children in the "play area for kidz!" (use your creative mind. The 'z' on kidz is supposed to be ( Read more... )