Has anyone else wondered what would happen if the Verizon Wireless® spokesperson met the spokesperson for SprintPCS®?

Verizon Wireless Guy: Can you hear me now?
SprintPCS Guy: No. It's the static.
Verizon Wireless Guy: Good.

I like when Jamie wears her "Animals are friends, not food!" vegetarian propaganda t-shirt ( Read more... )

I had a lot of unneccessary fun sporting a rash on my neck the first day of school back from break ( Read more... )

Last night I went to Tim, Ben, and Frankie's bonfire, hosted at Billy's house to celebrate all of their birthdays, which fall a week-to-two weeks within each other ( Read more... )

--Because generic subject headings are all the rage ( Read more... )

Spring break has been surprisingly relaxing. I'm getting up at reasonable times, around 8am, to enjoy the entire day, which might consist of potato chips and french onion dip, PS2 (the pinnacle of Japanese engineering) and movies ( Read more... )

So today's the first day of spring break for us. I hope it doesn't rain throughout the week. Spring break in South Florida can get kind of nutty.

I remember a few years ago, it was raining like a large cow pissing on a flat rock.

The sixteenth greatest thing to ever happen in the history of the world ( Read more... )

I finally scrounged up enough money from underneath my sofa to buy my outrageously and grossly overpriced prom tickets.

Other schools sell their tickets for $70. My high school sells for $100.

Included in the price is:

• Frozen TV dinner. Not pre-heated.
  
• Dessert. Whatever you can catch that scuttles in the grass outside.
  
• Music DJ. 14-year old ( Read more... )

I was never into the whole St. Patrick's Day and shit like that, so throughout the years I would never know what day it was on until a few days before.

This year, it completely crept up on me. Call me an idiot, but I get to the school and it's like, What the hell is going on with all this green shit? It was like a gigantic, violent sea of green ( Read more... )