so not only will i be living in pickering this summer, but my mom keeps pulling out job listings for me to work at things like garden centres or golf clubs. now why is it that someone who is university educated has the same amount of job options as someone who can't speak english? what happened to our focus on tertiary industry that i learned so ( Read more... )

well, after a few days i finally got around to taking pictures, and here they are:

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this is my new cat. he does not yet have a name, as i cannot decide on one. i'm currently leaning towards neville, but i'm not wholly satisfied with it. suggestions are welcome.

twohe has this crazy symbol on him that may or may not be the mark of the beast. ( Read more... )

SPRING BREAK!! WOOOO ( Read more... )

shitty weekend ( Read more... )

since saturday my eyebrow has been killing me. it feels like i got punched, but the pain radiates through my whole head. i don't recall getting punched, and there is no evidence of bruising, so what the fuck? eyebrow cancer? can you get that? please send me donations to help fight eyebrow cancer ( Read more... )

greetings from the front lines. i hope this finds you well. i am currently in pickering recouperating from what proved to be an interesting, and entirely unproductive weekend- unless you consider the damage done to my liver, in which case much was accomplished ( Read more... )

the following things are currently bothering me, not that you care ( Read more... )

fuck my last cold just went away and i already have a new one. damn my weak immune system ( Read more... )

so after seeing republic of safety, who were suprisingly good, i walk home and decide to stop by future for some pie. i'm waiting in the pie line up and this guy in front of me is taking FOREVER to get his pie. already grumpified by loneliness and a strong dislike for hipsters, i am thinking in my head "hurry the hell up andre 3000", because the ( Read more... )

an ode to boobs: a haiku ( Read more... )