c'mon, lets all play
dexterred madlibs no. 1

i need 3 nouns,
four verbs,
a colour,
something our current president might say,
something a latina woman might say in bed, on the verge of climax,
three adjectives (not colours),
a number,
how to fix my palm pilot,a from of transportation ( Read more... )

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I Need Friends, People To Hang
Out With In S.F.

we've been dating for six months

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charlie and i applied for jobs at the church of scientology
they made us watch a 'pre-orientation' video,
they locked the doors and we could not leave

over and over they emphasized that it was a real church
and not a scam
and not a cult

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today on the bus, on the way to work
the mormons tried to recruit me again.

them and all their bad skin.

i think im taking back the shoes.

charlie was just muged
i have a bad habbit of running here,
first.
to livejournal
whenever anything bad happens.

i bought prada shoes today

my dreams are fulfilled
my life is a success

oh lord
i can die now
i can die and be happy now.

lord.

we just had an eathquake.
i think.