Butthole Surfers!!! Woooooo!

Okay, I've been reading my neato new cool health magazine, and it said "hey jackass, stop trying to exercise, it doesn't work!" First, I thought that was rude, secondly, I don't workout anyway. Then it proceeded to tell me how to be in shape without trying, and darnit if it didn't make sense. It's called NEAT, which stands for something I can't ( Read more... )

The next time I go to BM, I'm bringing JIF with me. I don't like peanut butter, but I discovered this past week that I do infact like sugar with a little bit of peanut butter in it. Not a regular staple, but awesome for the playa ( Read more... )

Everyone tells me that the original British version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is better. But I'm watching the original now, and I don't think it's better. I wouldn't say that the american version is better either, though it does seem polished up a bit. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a huge Brit TV fan, and I LOVE Red Dwarf (all 9 seasons ( Read more... )

I've been inundated with quite a few GOP-thumpers following me on Twitter. There were some odd clues, besides their similiar profiles that were heavy on christianity and GOP/Conservative crap. They all tag their posts with #TCOT, which I've come to learn stands for TopConservativesOfTwitter (Read more... )

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Her new book "2009 Action Plan: Keeping Your Money Safe & Sound" is available for free via a PDF download on Oprah's website for one week! Suze Orman always has great financial advice!

I never heard of a McNugget Number until just minutes ago. Now I know that my age this year is the largest non-McNugget number!

Hey, this is important stuff!

Everything is good condition. I am almost anal about taking care of stuff, precisely so that it will last.

--big stack of REAL SIMPLE magazines? They are probably 2004/2005, but if you're familiar with their magazine, they are kind of timeless. There's about a 12"+ stack.

--Nice long wind chimes - they are nice, but remind me of someone I don't ( Read more... )

I've been so pudgy the last couple years, and looking at pix from just 4 years ago is killing me! Killing Me ( Read more... )