Fuck my life.  Instead of heading to Alec's for a much-needed day of long-missed D&D, I am home right now, frantically waiting for Alonzo's bloodwork results to come back.  He's been slowly losing weight the past six months or so and he's also been drinking a lot, and therefore urinating a lot, so my mom and I just thought it was diabetes, which is ( Read more... )

Dammit.  I really, really want to go to Wisconsin this weekend, and while I have no problem going all by myself, my wallet is somewhat protesting.  See, I thought I would be golden, and then I was thinking about it today, and I realized that by not getting paid at the end of August I will have to find a way to pay rent for the month of September.  ( Read more... )

So if you are suddenly finding yourself with a bit of free time on your hands and are loathe to actually fill said time with real work and happen to be even a passing fan of video games I have found the procrastination station for you: flash animation game reviews by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw aptly titled "Zero Punctuation" because the man doesn't ever ( Read more... )

OMG, I am *still* dying of laughter and I watched this like 10 minutes ago. ROFLMAO. Nike wins the internets. ALL OF THEM.

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Roger Federer is a piece of cheese and Pete Sampras is a bobblehead doll. ROFLMAO ( Read more... )

ROGER WON!!!!!

6-1, 7-6, 6-4    I *still* have a stupid happy grin on my face.  Welcome to History, Roger Federer.  14 Slams (ties Pete Sampras's record AND a career Grand Slam, on three surfaces, which only Agassi has ever done).  And wasn't it just too fitting that Andre gave Roger his trophy?!?  :D

And I got to watch it a second time that evening ( Read more... )

Yes, it will be a Roger Federer vs. Robin Soderling final on Sunday at Roland Garros... BUT JUST FUCKING BARELY.  JESUS CHRIST ROGER, WAY TO GIVE YOUR FANS A FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!  3-6, 7-6, 2-6. 6-1. 6-4... FUCKING HELL.  Major props to DelPo for kicking ass and taking names in most of the sets... if he had just found his first serve in the ( Read more... )

HOLY JESUS RAFAEL NADAL WAS TAKEN OUT OF THE FRENCH OPEN IN THE FOURTH FUCKING ROUND BY ROBIN SODERLING!!  IT IS THE FIRST TIME NADAL HAS EVER LOST A MATCH AT ROLAND GARROS!!!  IN 32 MATCHES!!!  THAT'S FIVE YEARS OF FRENCH OPENS!!!  ALSO HIS FIRST LOSS IN A BEST-OF-FIVE MATCH ON CLAY (OUT OF 49 MATCHES)!!!

HOLY JESUS.

HELL HAS FROZEN OVER.

I'M... I ( Read more... )

I just got back from the field.

I left at 4:45 this morning.

Welcome to Chickadee Crazy Week.

At least I can band and bleed (take blood samples from) nestlings all by myself now.

Time for shower.  Then food.  Then bed.

Dear California Supreme Court,

Eat a big gay dick.

No love,
Me

I am totally watching a marathon of episodes of Deadliest Warrior on the Spike network. So far Apache warriors win against Gladiators and Samurai just barely won out over Vikings. And now it is Spartans v. Ninjas. After that is Pirates v. Knights. And later tonight is Yakuza v. Mafia (OMG I HAVE TO SEE THIS) and Green Beret v. Spetznaz and then ( Read more... )