Ken and his new girlfriend baked me a cake. It was lemony delicious. Also I am now hopelessly in love with what's his face with the dreamy mustard yellow eyes. Grey Poupon, to be exact ( Read more... )

So, I'm leaving for Europe Wednesday. (Spelling Wednesday,makes no sense at all). I keep forgetting where I'm going, but in case you want to know, here:
( Where )

Sean's Dad if he had happened to live in Brazil ( Read more... )

I turned on the dishwasher today, and it started pouring out smoke! Guess I need a new one.

All mushrooms are edible, but some are only edible only once by any particular person.

Coming soon! The best comic ever!

Haha you are all going to hate me.

As you should know, Kim is leaving. So, Saturday around 6/7 I'll be having a little get together. You're invited. And by you, I mean, you know who you are. I just don't feel like calling you individually ( Read more... )

If you can't fix it with duct tape, it ain't worth fixin'.

-Olde Chinese proverb; Wang

Actually, I tricked you all! It's still about the same person as last time! No other person deserves to be hated more than Halley! Man, fuck this bitch!

( HalleyLikesPie: I saw a Unico cosplayer once. )

So I was in Publix the other day when I noticed this latino guy staring at me. I would have mistaken it for a gaze of hunger, but it's Publix. It's impossible not to get hungry while in Publix, I told myself. The first three possibilities ran through my head ( Read more... )