i would just like to say goodnight and excuse me for all my bitching .

Hey man can you guess how much my wife weighs?

Yeah give me a dollar.

Ok!

She's uh... she's uh one..... SHE'S UH ONE FAT BITCH!!!

and on that note, i shall retire.

i wish i could say it but i can't, goddamnit i'm just in one of those fucking moods.  hah not to mention it's only my second day on the job and i am close to losing it because i can't lie to disabled people. well i could if it was funny but this isn't fun, it's just ripping them off so some organization can make a quick fucking buck. FUCK THAT!! i ( Read more... )

tonite....what can i say my first time tele-marketing. i feel sorry for anyone who has ever done this shit because it sucks my asshole. i got hung up on, treated like shit, and someone even told me they were dieing so pretty much it was normal to me.

i didn't sell a damn thing but i talked to people all over the u.s. in a strange way i feel like ( Read more... )

i'm off i start work tomorrow...telemarketing, i guess it's better then nothing. maybe i'll meet some people over the phone. like a 60 year old lady or two anywho, nite nite.

fuck

facist, fucking, forks....reach out and hug your neighborhood NAZI...

so last night megan and katy come over for a bit, i have heard two girls belch so loud in my life. funny funny. anyway i guess the only way you can get katy to talk is by liquoring her up. so next time i see her i'll have to buy some alcohol.

anywho i spoke to jesus today and he told me that i was going to be attacked by a pigmey. what fucking ( Read more... )

so we were coming home from garcia's tonite and my cousin turned the corner and almost hit a little mexican kid and then he screamed..

GODDAMN WETBACKS YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM CREATURES...

i swear if your in my family you have racist humor no matter what color you are.

so my livejournal is sexxxy now or if your a christian it probably is the ( Read more... )

i'd like to welcome all of you to the grand ol' opry....
where magic happens dreams are dreampt and LOVE is crushed..
welcome to the silliest show on earth...
hideously untrue events stand beneath us...
and spoiled milk is all we are fed....
always remember babies taste like chicken...
a friend is someone who will help you move...
a best-friend is someone ( Read more... )

Which serial killer are you most like?
The Hillside Stranglers (Kenneth Bianchi and Angelo Buono)
Learn by example. When YOU finally snap and decide to go murdering a bunch of people, leave your friends (and family members) at home. In the end it was Bianchi's carelessness that brought these cousins down.

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Big Time Nutcase
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