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[gulched]

hello hogwarts, i have some juicy gossip! it turns out ginny weasley is a big fat lesbian! it was horrible, i was just going about my business like a good student, and she snogged me! right after she froze me so i couldn't get away! how disgusting! no wonder that harry potter boy has run away if his girlfriend is a lesbian! i was telling everyone

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[kirkeoff]

She's not a lesbian! And don't remind people!

[gulched]

then why did she snog me?

[kirkeoff]

Because she's ill.

[gulched]

in the head?? that explains it!

[onetoughpuff]

You too?

What about me?

[gulched]

i already established you weren't going to heaven, zacharias!

[onetoughpuff]

There isn't any such place.

[gulched]

don't be silly, that's where professor dumbledore went!

[fauxblooded]

SHE IS A BIG FAT LESBIAN MAN!

[gulched]

well i don't know about a man but she's certainly not into them!

[fauxblooded]

THAT MEANS HARRY IS A WOMAN!

[gulched]

i don't know about that, maybe he ran away because he found out about her!

[cornstalks]

Do you think you're fat?

[gulched]

no i don't!

[gin_up]

Notice how your and Stainwrights's entries cotradict each other?

I hope you snog all the Slytherin Quidditch team too.

[gulched]

i don't think they do! and even if they do, rusty is my friend and we're allowed to differ in our opinions!