( Private to self )

hello, everyone! i hope you all had a wonderful christmas and new year, i know i did! i love spending time with my family, and mummy and daddy gave me a whole big stack of presents! i feel so sorry for you people who don't have your mummy or daddy with you at the moment. really i do! i'm sure they'll be ok though. isn't it strange that it's 1998 ( Read more... )

i really didn't know any of that about harry potter! i'm quite scared to sleep now, he might come storming up to the castle and kill us all in our beds! i'm so glad that professor carrow and professor carrow seem like they are going to protect us! i'm sure i can sleep better knowing that!

if i could sleep, of course. it's rather loud tonight! and ( Read more... )

hello hogwarts, i have some juicy gossip! it turns out ginny weasley is a big fat lesbian! it was horrible, i was just going about my business like a good student, and she snogged me! right after she froze me so i couldn't get away! how disgusting! no wonder that harry potter boy has run away if his girlfriend is a lesbian! i was telling everyone ( Read more... )

just to set the record straight, i did not poison the pie!!! i gave it to andrew because i was trying to help even though he made me cry but because i said i would in the journals, somebody probably read it who didn't want me to give the pie to anybody else ( Read more... )

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have you poor people had any luck finding some food yet? i'm going to recommend the steak, if you find some, it's so tasty! and medium rare, just how i like it! i'm sure there'll be enough for all you poor, poor people, though! just keep looking!

[Private to Gregory Goyle.]
hello, gregory! i was wondering, could you do me a favour, pretty please? it's something that you'd really enjoy doing plus there's lots of sweets and cake for you at the end! also, i do hope you're going to buy daphne a butterbeer in hogsmeade!

do you know what, hogwarts, i do believe that zacharias smith wasn't hugged much as a child! i know everybody's been trying to hug him lately but i've been trying the longest, so i thought today that i should double my efforts! i saw him in the corridor today and i went to give him a big hug but i don't think it worked! he was horrible. he made a ( Read more... )

good afternoon hogwarts! it's a very lovely day, don't you agree? i just love days like this, with the autumn sun streaming in through the windows. it's weather like this that make me wish the slytherin common room has windows, so we could all enjoy it without having to relocate. but, you know what? i think our common room can be very impressive, ( Read more... )