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[gulched]

have you poor people had any luck finding some food yet? i'm going to recommend the steak, if you find some, it's so tasty! and medium rare, just how i like it! i'm sure there'll be enough for all you poor, poor people, though! just keep looking!

Comments

[kirkeoff]

Where did you find steak??

[gulched]

in our common room! it's perfectly lovely!

[kirkeoff]

What? Why isn't there any in our common room?

[gulched]

i don't know! maybe you should ask professor carrow or professor carrow! or mister filch!

[onetoughpuff]

Lovely.

[gulched]

yes it really is! i'm sure you'll find some if you look hard enough!

[onetoughpuff]

I'm sure.

[gulched]

don't lose heart, zacharias!

[gin_up]

Shut up, Gulch.

[gulched]

that's not very nice! i am offering encouragement! i just want everyone to have a good meal and a good time!

[gin_up]

I doubt it. Would you like to share your food voluntarily or involuntarily?

[gulched]

i'm not allowed, you have to find your own, sorry!

[shaeyoushaeme]

Hey! What's the password to your common room?

[gulched]

i'm not going to tell you!

[shaeyoushaeme]

Okay. It was worth a shot.

[gulched]

do you really think i am that stupid!

[astronomybound]

You know, that's really binty.

[gulched]

i have said this a million times but i was trying to help! please do not make me more upset than i already am!

[astronomybound]

I'm sorry you're upset but it's not going to stop me from giving my opinion. It came across as condescending.

[gulched]

please go away and stop joining in on this mindless bullying!