Why is this name still on your friends' list?

The last entry I made on this account was in June of '04.

Just in case you're a bit slow, and didn't catch the memo LAST YEAR...this is my "new" account.
Bunch a queers...

I'm having a party.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/fuckin_nark/1726.html

PS- Add my new account, dorkus.

Don't bitch, it's the first time I've changed an account in years.

This is the link...to my journal...which you will now press. And after doing so... you will add me or I will eat your cat.

I also changed my e-mail, aim and msn mess accounts.
PeroxidePolitics@aol.com (Add that as well...Unless you suck.)

Cheers.

( quiz )

Went to a party last night, got fucked up. Pattie and Kathy showed up, watched the bands play and ditched. They kept trying to get me to do the white boy jerk, I don't think they realise that it's hard enough to do sober without falling on your ass. Did some Canadian arm wresting with a random kid... he made THE coolest noise of all time when he ( Read more... )

..wtf is quixotic?

I'm missing the show. The show is being missed. O.O
Why? Because my mother is a rag of the cunt variety.

Penis hasn't eaten since 3/24. I'm just a bit worried.

Copied from the lvlm community ( Read more... )

I wonder if being dead would be more fun than dealing with this shit. I don't even really get why it has to be so difficult. Yeah, being emo is fucking lame. Fucking up is fucking lame too. Not knowing if you fucked up for sure or not is fucking worse. Meh, Two bucks for whoever shoots me. Just pull it out of my back pocket when you're done ( Read more... )

I rastafarified my nails today. It was so uberly awesome, I decided to take a well deserved nap. I wake up 40 minutes later with my nails scraped/licked clean of polish and smelling of dog breath. Then I walk into the kitchen to find two little piles of red/yellow/green dog puke. Fucking Budgie. He'll get it one of these days.

Alright, I don't really feel like going into detail about le roadtrip. Mainly because I am lazy. Much like a rock. However, I had an awesome time and I found kids that don't suck total ass. Ted's mini cousin, ( Aleah )