Gah.

[gummisheep]

I went to a store today and I was wearing these sandal type shoes, they were evil. Satanic, I tell you. They were trying to SKIN ME ALIVE. So anyway, I was stumbling around in pain, I swear I was about to pass out and I tripped over something. A black guy of about 25 caught me by the arm, which was awesome cause otherwise I probably would've broken

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[movich]

You have the funniest stories. You shiuld write a book or something... That guy who tried to rape you, omg, and now a black bitch strating a fight? lmfao, seriously, great stories, very entertaining, like out of a movie or something...

[gummisheep]

Dude, I'm sure everyone's had to suffer the wrath of a raging black woman at some point in their life.

[movich]

lol, i havent yet...

[gummisheep]

Your day will come, grasshoppah'.

[in_a_dark_place]

hahahaha. sometimes i wonder if you make these stories up. You live in the nicest part of town, yet the most ghettoest (is that even a word?) things happen to you.

and i thought the ghetto was coming to me!!!

[gummisheep]

Weird shit always happens to me. This wasn't in my part of town, it was a goood ways away.

[puke77]

i love this story. you should copywrite it. [i know its true but it's very...typical of a black person ahhahahah ]

[gummisheep]

I think anything you write in your journal is automatically copyrighted. If not...

All rights for the above story are officially reserved for me.

You know who I am, right? I think I asked you about your skirt at the Business show.

[puke77]

well i didn't know who you were until you mentioned the skirt thing. hahaha. so yeah...hey :]

ps; adddddddddddddddd.