Ahhh, thanks to thuggery's help I figured out the ad shit. Switching to a basic account. Very complex. Don't try it unless you have to ( Read more... )

"The most significant finding was the discovery of 'mirror neurons,' a widely dispersed class of brain cells that operate like neural WiFi. Mirror neurons track the emotional flow, movement and even intentions of the person we are with, and replicate this sensed state in our own brain by stirring in our brain the same areas active in the other ( Read more... )

I created a new lj account, but the new format with advertisements pisses me off too much to use it. It's slower and there's all these obnoxious banners and blinky things and ugh. Out my face.

Too bad, I wanted to lay this one to rest. For now hufffyhenry will just exist in the nebula.

Ack! Ladies, how do you feel about male gynecologists? I have to have my annual checkup in the next two weeks for reasons I will disclose very shortly, hopefully, and my girl Ida is out of town. The only doc they could fit me with was a man. Richard James. (Richard D. James? Shudder.)

I've only flashed my snatch for one male doctor before, and it ( Read more... )

breaking news, this just in! i want these!

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these are disgusting in a 'walrus dick' kinda way but i sorta want them just for sloppin' around:

Do any of you guys ever use pet sitters for your cats (or dogs or whatever)? Do you have any you'd recommend? I'm looking at "Petato" right now... Seems ok but I hate to use a place without some sort of personal recommendation, you know? What if they're shady assholes who let my girls starve!

HEY! Please check out scruffulous's breaking world news recap (i.e. pictures from this weekend ( Read more... )

I have bedbugs, and I accidentally tore my cell phone in half.

If you need me, until further notice, I'm festering in infested quarantine. I still have the stolen internet, but it's real spotty. Like my legs! Ho!

On Saturday we rearranged my apartment. Heavy furniture and appliances hauled, shoved, shaken out, beaten. I had a dining room nook by the window, a footstool by my bed. But I woke up with blood spattered in my sheets and little bites on my legs, and everything turned upside down. It seems silly to panic over bedbugs. They're gross, but they' ( Read more... )

Yowwza, my shoulder's sore. I had to go get a tetanus shot and antibiotics this morning, because the cat I was fostering chomped my hand. She wanted a piece of Pern and I was not about to let that go down and risk my girl getting sick, so I swooped in and grabbed her before she could inflict damage. Within minutes my hand was throbbing. Melanie ( Read more... )