hey! For all you fools out there!
It's HAPPY NEW YEAR! not happy new yearS.
IT'S ONE NEW YEAR!
IDIOTS!

This Christmas was simply so eventful that I need to describe it to you in detail ( Read more... )

Remember how much fun see-saws were when we were little? Up again, down again...that's how I've been feeling lately ( Read more... )

I came downstairs an hour ago to take a break from studying by curling up in my blanket, eating popcorn, drinking kool-aid, and watching Sex and the City. Now, I'm stuck down here because my mom and Annie are having a fight in the hallway upstairs, and I can't get into my room without getting into the fight. It makes me so happy to see Annie ( Read more... )

Today I actually got yelled at, by both customers and my boss, for being in a bad mood. It wasn't even like I was bitching at people, I just simply wasn't making an effort at making conversation. What kind of sugar-coated plastic world are we living in where a person can't even have a bad day? People, namely annoying idiotic Safeway shoppers, need ( Read more... )

Brendon (DSB) got engaged last night!!!
The Boy asked me to live with him, and buy a puppy...I think there was a titch more seriousness than his asking me to marry him. Meep!

I want a better face.
I want a better body.
I want to be beautiful.
I want a better life.
Or just a different one.

I'm not saying this to get your pity.
I don't want your "you ARE beautiful" comments.
I just want to say this right now.

I want to go away.

Why do I always win the crappy contests? Years and years of filling out my name, address, marital status and occupation has resulted in winning a one week pass to Planet Fitness, which went unused, and a two-week supply of Culligan's water. I was excited before I found out that I didn't get to keep the $400 machine. Ah well. I don't drink water ( Read more... )

That was a pretty good Hallowe'en. Though I almost died; I'm so out of shape. I run, hardcore, for one/one and a half blocks, and I'm wheezing and coughing all night. Mike's friend Dustin is a cool guy. He showed me his pierced woohoo - if you know what I mean. Of course you do, darlings. You're all very intelligent and perverted. Then there was ( Read more... )

Oh holy fuck. How'd I get to be so screwed? Take a look at my schedule this week and give me your pity (and your wallet ( Read more... )