It is 15:15 on February 18, 2005, and George W. Bush is still our president LIEberal chumps! Oh, my heart flutters. That wonderful man will have his face on Mt. Rushmore right next to Ronald Reagan!

YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LEFT YOU, DID YOU?!?!?!?! BUSH WINS!!!! BUSH WINS!!!!! BUSH WINS!!!! EAT IT MICHAEL MOORE! EAT IT GEORGE SOROS! EAT IT HOLLYWOOD! EAT IT HARD AND RAW YOU LEFTIST LIEBERAL FUCKS!!!!!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It has come to my attention that there are a lot of Canuck pussies and other foreign shitheads on the list! If you are not a citizen of the greatest country on earth, the USA, comment here, and I will remove your sorry ass. I only pray that some day our great president will liberate you from your commie homo governments.

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Greetings friends! dilz has been voted off the island! This has brought something to my attention. You should all be aware that I don't receive email notifications for the comments you leave here. Therefore, if you've written me an essay but it's in an old entry, you'd better copy it into my most recent entry so I don't miss you ( Read more... )

I have it! The Dark Tower is in Derry, Maine!

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Good evening everyone! Here is the text of our wonderful president's speech calling for a Federal Marriage Amendment! Thank the Lord we have a president willing to defend the sanctity of marriage from the radical sodomite agenda. We all need to make those sickos understand: marriage means ONE MAN and ONE WOMAN! I will be going to bed early ( Read more... )

RUN RALPH RUN! RUN RALPH RUN! RUN RALPH RUN!Let us all bow our heads and praise the Lord that Ralph Nader is running for president. If the Left's only choices are the communist traitor John Kerry or the shallow boy-wonder John Edwards, they need a socialist tool like Ralph Nader. Now LIEberals can vote their consciences! And I heartily ( Read more... )

WOOOOO!!! Howard the Schuck has dropped out! In your face LIEberals! The socialist puke didn't even have the balls to hang in there until the Vermont primary! The Democrats are going to nominate John Kerry and party like it's 1972. Congratulations everyone, the president's landslide victory is assured now. See you all in November!

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