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Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head!!!!
Homer, is that you?
aaaaaah!
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I have access to a lot of rage, it would seem.
I think my head caught on fire when I got a call today saying the my little ones hadn't remembered to bake off the pate last night. I had considered leaving a note for them, detailing times and temperatures, but decided to give them some ( Read more... ) -
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262.
Two Hundred and Sixty two people tonight.
Add that to Thursday's count, and Friday's and I have fed almost 700 people in the last three days.
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Dear Diary,
Today I got mashed potato up my nose
For real.
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Tuesday I'm only in school until 9ish. I think I'm going to give myself permission to go out for a bit and actually have a little bit of Halloween this year ( Read more... ) -
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Annnnnnnnd...
Today is a fantastic combination of Christmas, Halloween and my BIrthday all wrapped up in one.
Why?
Because even though I have a stupid amount of toys, posters and assorted paraphenalia, have seen the move 18 kabillion times and know every word and song off by heart - I have never seen Nightmare Before Christmas on the big screen.
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Holy Crap.
I just realised that I start school in 3 days. I still don't know if I have to show up in my whites, but I do know that i need to have a melon baller, an eye dropper and an old toothbrush. Which make me think that food styling will be a pretty interesting course.
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I have that "Just spent too much money/oh my god what have I gotten myself into?" headrush.
I just finished registering for the rest of my courses. It sucks so hard that I can't take the second year of my program this year, but I'm excited about most of my classes.
Compulsory Courses (Three)
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Kevin Costner is the worst tipper ever.
He spends $4000 on dinner and tips 8%.
Hypothetical conversation in my head during his meal:
"Dude, seriously - Waterworld?"
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Drills are very very cool.
But mine really really sucks.