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[gwen_s]

So. After a lot of long, hard, and pantless thinking, I have decided to quit the music business. Both Michelle Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz have promised me lucrative cash flow in making amateur female on female (on female?) pornography tapes. Sure, it will take a lot of work. Sure, I may want to give up at times. Sure, I will probably go home after

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[c_diaz]

I'm so excited you decided to accept our offer. Shooting begins asap. They'll be a white limo on it's way in 20 minutes to bring you to the set (my bedroom).

[gwen_s]

A white limo? Diaz, you are so cheap.

[nick_valensi]

(Michael Ian Black, Wet Hot American Summer, hello oh my GOD)

Holy shit I love those guys. Have you ever heard of the State? It used to be on MTV. I read this on someone else's page and got excited sorry.

[gwen_s]

Don't be sorry! I think tall rocker types are pretty damn sexy. But that's besides the point, which is yes, I've seen The State.

[nick_valensi]

I just hee'd.

:-[

[skye_h]

Can these tapes be pre-ordered online?

[gwen_s]

No, but we encourage an in-studio audience ;)

[majandra]

(Michael Ian Black, Wet Hot American Summer, hello oh my GOD)

i knew i loved you for a reason

[gwen_s]

You mean it's not just my hot ass? :-*

[majandra]

well maybe partly that ;)

[d_grohl]

So can anyone do that dance from The Goonies? Asterisks don't count, unfortunately. It is a true talent if you can so let me know.

I can and it's much sexier when I do it.

[gwen_s]

Let's just be honest, what isn't sexier when done by you?

[d_grohl]

Very little, my dear, very little.