I’m glad Conor’s my friend. I would be emo if I went for another day without real human contact. (Although kudos to Jess, who I suspect made some kind of vow to contact me every day over break, and was able to keep that up for at least two or three days. Bravissimi! You know I could never have that kind of stamina. Just look at my webcomic ( Read more... )

I should very much like to grow up to be May of Guise as played by Fanny Ardent. I believe I have a reasonable chance of success.

I'm keeping the updates on the D/L for now, but it is there. That Bonny's quite the badass.

I am officially undead ( Read more... )

Currently, there are two men that I want to have insane, marathon sex with. They could both be my Jaime Lannisters (who, I admitted during my last drinking game, I HAVE thought about when masturbating, MORE than once ( Read more... )

Last night, Jess hosted her 21st birthday at our apartment. The TURKS and a couple of her closest friends enjoyed some mid-week revelries and took off only a few minor articles of clothing (such as pants).

As the night wore on and we were down to our closest-knit group, I found myself becoming really maudlin. I love my friends--so much. I ( Read more... )

I am the funniest person alive. This is not an illusion I labor under--it is a fact. Here is the proof, as taken from my recent speech patterns:

• "Shoot!" I say this often now, and I draw out the "oo" to make myself sound uneducated.
• "Damn, son!" See above. When delivered correctly (such as via text message), it works to great comic effect.
• "We' ( Read more... )

I'm feeling a little Charlie Brown-ish right now. One of my jobs (the better paying one that I actually enjoyed) just disappeared. Soooooo ( Read more... )

Oh friends, it's been too long ( Read more... )

My apartment is looking very fine. I'd put up pictures, but my whife isn't here yet, and I want it to remain somewhat mysterious for now. Monday you'll get to ooh and ahh, if you like ( Read more... )

Hurr I go!