Yeah, I know that I said this was going to be a thing I updated once a week, but whatever. I do what I want ( Read more... )

Or, welcome to another edition of "Let's Try This Bullshit Again For The Nth Time ( Read more... )

Hello.

I'm not sure why I've decided to dust this thing off again. Nothing's changed with my flash drive, because we had this pandemic (I'm sure you've heard of it) happen around the time I got the dead little drive back from my friend who tried to revive it for me. So it wasn't really on my radar to get fixed since, you know *gestures broadly at ( Read more... )

Wow. I don't even know. 2012 was the last time I was on here. That's...fucking wild.

So. Ok. For the maybe three people who still frequent this thing, here goes a brief synopsis of what happened:

I am a lazy asshole.Hm. Too brief. Let me explain ( Read more... )

 Obviously, I have been combing through TV Tropes a wee bit much...

Anyway.  This is an update (Shock!  Awe!  Other adjectives that are equally impressive!!) to let you all know that I have uploaded a little something to celebrate all the daddies out there:

Father Knows Best (Chapter 5 of For All Seasons)
Rating: T (Because of NewDaddy!Saitou is a bit ( Read more... )

 Just a quick line to let anyone lurking on here (hahaha, aren't I a barrel of laughs?) know that I have just posted a new offering to The Pit for you all to enjoy (hopefully):

Reply Day
Rated T; Complete
Summary: CM-verse, sequel to "Love Is Evol." "He figured that Tokio wouldn't mind chocolate, but he refused, on principle, to give her most of what ( Read more... )

 ...keep your fucking mouth shut.

Okay, maybe Mom didn't say it like that, but maybe she should have.

A friend of a friend died in a horrific car crash this weekend.  He died, and the three people in the other car died too.  No one knows exactly what happened, just that one of the vehicles was going the wrong way, and hit the other head-on.  The ( Read more... )

 So, I don't usually get all crazy about the stupid shit politicians say or do.

But I'm really, really, really, REALLY upset by something I read tonight, and appalled that so many people would vote to do something so stupid and inconsiderate and dangerous:

Women's Lives Sacrificed in the Fight Against Abortion

&

Texas Women's Clinic Retreat as Finances ( Read more... )

 ...hey guys.  ^_^'

Sorry for the long silence.  I have actually been meaning to update here...I just never get around to it.  Chalk it up to a lethal combination of Terminal Laziness and The Demon Bitch That Is Grad School (I love having that school excuse, again, by the way, especially since it's 90% true 10 out of 10 times).

Anyway.  I had planned ( Read more... )

Dear 2011:

You sort of blew huge donkey balls.  Glad to see the back of you.

No Regards,

The Hack

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Dear 2012:

Expectations: I have them.  Let's try not to blow huge donkey balls, and I'm willing to be lenient.

I'm waiting,

The Hack

P.S.: What up, Mayans?  How's the doomsday predicting business these days?

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Yeah.  So, in case I've never shared my opinion ( Read more... )