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All my tea tastes of beer. Every beverage I have sampled today tastes like it's been mixed with alcohol, even water. This has something to do with the festival that's overtaken the park and I can't say that I approve. If I wished to participate, I would do so of my own free will. This temptation is ridiculous.

It's nice to finally be able to return to work, though it seems that we lost an employee while I was out. It's a shame, but we'll simply have to work around it.

[ Filtered to Gaignun; unhackable ]

It seems you've been busy lately. Is there more of this?

Franziska is gone. Wright and his daughter as well. Strange that they would all disappear in such rapid succession.

Despite my best precautions, I've caught some sort of cold thanks to last week. I'll have to take some additional time off work.

[ Private; moderately hackable ]For once, I have remembered something of use. I recall waking up in a ( Read more... )

I am quickly losing my patience for what passes for this island's sense of humor. It would be another story entirely if I could manifest this cloud on command, but I can't seem to make it leave at all. It's making the paperwork involved in my job rather difficult.

((Edgeworth's "power" is a rain cloud raining on him constantly wherever he goes.))

[ Filtered away from the Wrights ]This is unbelievable. I attended this ridiculous ball for the sake of regaining memories and one of my possessions, and what the island decides to reward me with is my driver's license and the knowledge of how to drive. Is this some sort of joke? It's a small comfort to be able to legally and knowledgeably drive ( Read more... )

I find it almost hard to believe that it's been a bit over a month since I arrived here. Though I suppose the illusion is certainly aided by the two weeks I spent at the incorrect age. Regardless, I believe I finally have myself more properly settled now ( Read more... )

What foolishness is this? I realize that the defense must be at the end of her already quite frayed rope, considering her accusation of the witness, but having me kidnapped during the recess is really far too much. I can't even fathom what she thought this would accomplish, beyond setting a new standard for uselessly petty actions ( Read more... )

Hello? Excuse me? Can you help me? I think I'm lost. I should be in school, not... wherever here is. I would greatly appreciate any assistance you could give me.

It's almost Christmas. How is it so warm?

((2% on basically his time with Larry and Phoenix when he was 9 for this tier And 1% on some basic childhood memories: his dad, his last name, ( Read more... )