Because hyperballad, dear_whimsy and I all came to the conclusion that Zhou Mi is evil and that this is hot. Beware: here be het sex (And, of course, gay sex as well).

M is for Motive
pairing: Zhou Mi/...everyone

( She shudders and comes, and Zhou Mi smiles against her lips )

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like ( Read more... )

It's been a month and a half since I've posted anything, and so I thought I would make my comeback with something weighty, something thought-provoking, something well-written.

Instead, I give you this. Um, it's mostly just Eeteuk and Sungmin talking about sex.

Dark
pairing: Eeteuk/Sungmin

( 'Oh,' Eeteuk says, running his tongue slowly over his upper lip, 'you have no idea.' )

I think that, with this fic, I have finally found a way to express the essence of our beloved Heechul. I hope it amuses you even half as much as it does me.

Burn
pairing: Yesung/Heechul

( Yesung is pretty sure he is doing this right, because he is freaked the fuck out. )

Ok, really? I don't much want to sex Ryeowook. I'd rather...I dunno, bake him cookies and dangle a string in front of him to see if he'd play with it like a kitty. Kibum, it seems, does not feel the same way. *shrugs*

Overworked
pairing: Kibum/Ryeowook

( There were a lot of good reasons, Ryeowook thought, for why he jacked off several times a day. )

Belated birthday present for sugarless_666. Camera!fic. Sihanchul. Sounds difficult to mess up, right? ...Let's just say I like a challenge. *fails* I hope you find it at least semi-shiny, Anna! ♥

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
pairing: Siwon/Hangeng(/Heechul)

( Siwon and Hangeng always make out when they're drunk. )

Christmas present for out_of_words24. Or because it's so late...I dunno, incredibly early Chinese New Year's present? In any event, this is entirely different from the 3Lee I thought I would write, but it is nonetheless 3Lee. I hope you like it, bb! ♥

The Cure for Lesbian Bed Death
pairing: Hyukjae/Donghae(/Sungmin)

( Hyukjae goes to Sungmin for advice, because Sungmin is a whore, at least to the extent that a box full of puppy dogs and bunny rabbits and babies with angel wings can be a whore. )

Christmas present for nhaca_writes. BB, I tried, but I'm just not so good at this stuff. I hope it makes you squee at least a little and doesn't spook your wazoo. ♥

Two Men, A Baby and Some Pirates
pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong

( 'Yunho!' Jaejoong calls, and Yunho knows that tone of voice well enough to realize that his day off is over. )

My fic for ranalore for the Nuna Fanworks Fic Exchange. Changmin decides to take a grumpy day.

Mr. Grumpy Goes To The Beach
OT5

( Changmin thinks that Okinawa is just like every other island paradise he's ever been to: not all it's cracked up to be. )

Hooker!fic after an unintentional two-month hiatus. I'm determined, at the very least, to finish out the plotlines I've started. And it certainly helps that I enjoy writing this 'verse more than anything else. ;D

Gravity
focus: Sunday/Changmin/Jaejoong, Yesung/Kibum

( So this is Jaejoong, Bora thinks, and proceeds to fight and narrowly win a battle with gravity over her jaw, because Jaejoong has come to the door wearing nothing but a pair of designer briefs. )