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[halieknife]

Confession time

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[halieknife]

No wonder he needed the multi-pack of lighters!

(thanks!)

[feebleangel]

haha that was genius!
im going to be so conscious now whenever i go to the supermarket just incase someone behind me is predicting a scandelous life for me...on second thoughts a scandelous life could be rather interesting

[halieknife]

Exactly. You should just let them dream up the oddest things possible. If you notice anyone eyeing your things just wink and nod.

[underscoremily]

that completely makes my day. one of my favorite line checks that I didn't see, as relayed by a friend of mine, was an old guy with three bouquets of roses, an economy sized bottle of Rogaine and the supermarket brand of black tights.

[halieknife]

Now THERES a guy that knows what a good time is all about!

[posteverything]

Damn, that actually sounds like one of my trips to the market..

"After I do that oil change, I'm gonna lay around and relax like a motherfucker."

[halieknife]

Then I simply must ask, why would any man need such a variety of candles?

[posteverything]

You know..for the ol' poopchute.

[halieknife]

Another mystery solved!

[pippi_az]

hahhaah, I love it...I wonder if that was his cheap idea of lube for the evening?

[halieknife]

I sincerely hope not! :)

[pippi_az]

that's the only way I see how it fits into the picture....and it does sorta fit...scary ;)