-
#3-3 (like it or not)
THINGS MORRISSEY CAN DO1. Use the ladies’ room if the men’s room is already in use and no one was in the ladies’ room to begin with ( Read more... ) -
#3-2 (the billboards off the highway that only you can see)
HOW TO: EAT TACOS WHILE DRIVING A CAR WITH A MANUAL TRANSMISSION DOWN A FOUR-LANE ROAD WITH A SPEED LIMIT OF 45 MILES PER HOUR
With your good hand (i.e., your right hand if you’re right-handed, or left) hold the taco at the end away from you, while creating a “cup” with the palm of that hand in case the taco fillings fall out the other end as you ( Read more... ) -
#3-1 (two thousand and mine)
I don’t have many friends on Facebook, comparatively speaking. If I had to guess, which is all that it would be, a guess: I have the least amount of friends out of all the friends that I have. It isn’t like I’ve looked at all fifty of their profiles to see. Still, each one of the ones that I remember having looked at, as far as I remember, they ( Read more... ) -
(the weekend edition seems to be the only edition)
"passages from the wikipedia entry for telly savalas (actor)"
by jason ouderkirk"After graduation from high school, he worked as a lifeguard, but on one occasion, was unsuccessful at rescuing a man from drowning; this would haunt Savalas for the remainder of his life ( Read more... ) -
(weekend edition)
The same verse in the song "The New Style" by The Beastie Boys from their album "Licensed To Ill" with my reaction in the style of personal narrative: 1986-2009
THE VERSE
"I've got money and juice
twin sisters in my bed
their father had envy
so I shot him in the head"
1986Did they actually do that? Did they go to jail? Their Dad probably died ( Read more... ) -
#3-0 (advice for jilted men)
So, in the very beginning of all of this, that still early part of our chronologies where some still claim is childhood but others see it as the first few years of being a young adult, whatever that really means, the two genders walks into it with vastly different versions of what they think things such as dating, and love, mean. The girls, already ( Read more... ) -
#2-10 (thaw. the last one, until)
1. It's something I'm sure I've known before in my life but maybe it's been so long ago that I can't remember the exact time and place. Spiraling backwards into long-ago early days it would seem there were many such moments, alone in the woods surrounding our little house (before they reclaimed it), our family's acute lack of technology (until we ( Read more... ) -
#2-8 (dust)
proof that i actually live in the real world, amongst you allWow, I'm glad the New York Giants won this year's Super Bowl. Even though I had followed them all through the playoffs and saw how great they can play on the road against some amazing teams like the Cowboys and the Packers, I was all but certain the Patriots were still going to win. And I ( Read more... ) -
the monday fun corner
as a public service to all: a short list of songs that should no longer be included on any mix CD as of 2008, to anybody and for any intended purpose, lest you invite other people making fun of you, as determined by myself and the lovely cardiorrhexis.Sleater-Kinney, "You're No Rock 'n Roll Fun ( Read more... )