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posteverything

#3-3 (like it or not)

Feb 24, 2010 00:10

THINGS MORRISSEY CAN DO1. Use the ladies’ room if the men’s room is already in use and no one was in the ladies’ room to begin with ( Read more... )

on being a celebrity, while knowing that you never, not really missing out, will be one

Comments 9

mesoterica February 24 2010, 06:46:34 UTC

I love how you always make me think down paths I never would have followed otherwise.

posteverything February 24 2010, 17:08:14 UTC

Good! Bless your heart for still being here and reading. When the fuck did they start putting ads on here as soon as you log in?

I don't know why I come up with ideas like this post. More often than not I'm just sitting in traffic somewhere and listening to NPR and I think, "that may be a good idea for something."

A long, long time later, but: mesoterica August 5 2011, 22:58:28 UTC

I hope you come up with more ideas like this soon. I miss you around here, you know.

dusty_chenille February 24 2010, 12:30:15 UTC

I am not above using the men's room if I have to because the ladies' is full-- I did so just a few nights ago. This only works though if it is a single bathroom with a door that locks. in which case why do they even bother with the labels? But yeah, that's about where my resemblance to Morrissey stops.. although, essentially it still boils down to the fact that you gotta do, what you gotta do, because otherwise you just couldn't stay whole.

posteverything February 24 2010, 17:10:51 UTC

Yeah, you don't want to go to the men's room in Wal-Mart, for example, where you could just be in there with anybody. Best case scenario is that you make a brand new friend. The worst case scenario, well...you know...that's going to be the worst case scenario.

dusty_chenille February 24 2010, 18:16:07 UTC

Yeah, sometimes it's really worth it to hold it in. I use my best judgement, take it on a case-by-case basis.

I don't get over to Wal-Mart that much but when I do I will go before I leave the house.

Really though. My favorite line of this post was #17. I would like to see that!

jasonanonymous February 24 2010, 15:35:10 UTC

Morrisey = Jay's mom = <3

posteverything February 24 2010, 17:11:21 UTC

Morrissey is my mother? And she loves me?

jasonanonymous December 13 2012, 20:20:24 UTC

Oh, and here's one more thing Morrissey can do:

MORRISSEY CAN SUCK MY BIG, FAT COCK.

...that's all I have to say about that.