Keeping busy!

[hama]

Timulty is a smart evil munchkin. This is a great idea! That elf is WAY too skinny. Mmm, look! Oatmeal laced with mare's milk, just like Mama used to make! Nummy nummy! Somebody sit on him while I jam this tube down his throat

Comments

[lordelladan]

AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO.

[hama]

You want to grow up big and strong, right?

i am the queen of rohan, ha ha! hm. maybe i should be laughing at myself..

[faramir]

I hope we can be friends. :)

i.e. I'll pay you not to kill me

Re: i am the queen of rohan, ha ha! hm. maybe i should be laughing at myself..

[hama]

how much will you pay me? i'm not saying I won't kill you, just that i like money. it's shiny. it might distract me from killing you for a while.

Re: i am the queen of rohan, ha ha! hm. maybe i should be laughing at myself..

[faramir]

i have a jar of spare change under my bed. how long will that keep me alive? a couple of hours? better than nothing, right?

Re: i am the queen of rohan, ha ha! hm. maybe i should be laughing at myself..

[hama]

I adore worship fear respect your wife too much to kill you when she's told me not to. But I'll still take that change jar as something to keep me alive on the road when I bolt for my life added incentive not to, uh, maim you or something.

[timulty]

I'm not evil. I'm just very organized. I get it from my dad.

¬.¬

*pegs you with a bleach balloon*

[hama]

Yay! Timulty likes me! No, wait -- I don't LIKE when Timulty likes me, it HURTS!

do you & denny need a minion? i may need to get out of here. ¬.¬

[timulty]

Hmmm... we have Theodred, but he's been in the drain cleaner and makes a horrible minion. Phfft. Sure why not. You're first test... find the safe house. And bring KFC. Three Mordor Pizza Express shacks, but no chicken places.