I have never had anyone take my pee so seriously.

Cory

"You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Oh, I'm sorry.. is this better? Check... Check... Check... Jerry pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here ( Read more... )

Avast, ye scalawags! North Carolina State University is now pirate territory ( Read more... )

Not a whole lot went down this weekend. We did lots of grilling since the weather was absolutely beautiful. My brother, my sister and I are trying to lay down some plans for a mini vacation before my wedding. We're thinking camping or some such in the Adirondacks would be nice. Maybe like Tennessee or Kentucky or something ( Read more... )

So it's been a few days. Remet sent me a formal offer letter. $33,000 like I thought. I'll need to take a drug test and sign a confidentiality agreement and such. If it weren't such a serious thing I'd eat like 20 poppy-seed bagels that week, just to see what they'd say ( Read more... )

Shauna and I finally got back to the gym yesterday. It's nice when the weather is fair, because we can walk to/from the gym for our warmup/cooldown. I'm sticking with cardio for the time being. Maybe I'll start lifting if/when I get back in shape, but I need to concentrate on burning calories and strengthening my heart and lungs and lowering my ( Read more... )

You know, Kyle, I was thinking of that game with the Blegh Hole today. Why? I don't know. But there it was, hanging out in my mind today. Well, I got to thinking that maybe it wasn't a game at all, but a dominatrix training video. Consider:

"When I call your number, you must answer YES MY GATEKEEPER!"... you will be punished ( Read more... )

Shauna and I registered at Bed Bath & Beyond on Saturday. Man, that was a lot of work. Too bad the local store sucks and had little in stock. Much of what we're picking out is being done on the online. Kinda sucks with dial up ( Read more... )

So Remet offered me the position as lab manager. That's the good news. The bad news is their offer was $30,000 ( Read more... )

Haven't real posted much recently. They're actually giving me some work to do in the office, and I've been locked out of my computer for about a week now. Oh well. Not like there's much going on at the moment anyway ( Read more... )