I just received a very polite spam email titled "Quality Cock Offerings" with some garble at the end of it.  It was very kind of this spam robot to regard me as a gentlewoman when it comes to offering excellent choice of cock.

And REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR.

If I had incredible supernatural powers (as opposed to my usual regular supernatural powers), this is the kind of thing that I would do with them if I didn't like you.  The demonic grin that Jim sports at the beginning of this clip is very Handle Q. Schmandle-like, too, by the way.

Body Fusion

"If this is not challenging enough, watch Michelle show you the advanced style....."

Am I the only native Californian that doesn't drive like a fucking pussy on the highway when it rains?

Some of you probably already know this, but what the hell......

Whenever you get an email forward from someone warning you of something, a chain letter (grrr) saying that you're going to receive free this-or-that if you forward it to X amount of people, etc. etc. etc., you can go to Snopes.com and find out if the email is true or not.  It proves ( Read more... )

Go see the new James Bond film, Casino Royale.  Holy shit.

And second, here are two videos that are toadally unrelated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOIJtS4gbaY
Prepare to be owned by the sexiness.  Make sure that your speakers are turned up.

This next video is probably my favorite video of all time right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= ( Read more... )

Light a candle, baby, because I'm toadally seducing you right now with these lyrics that I copied and pasted here:

Naughty On Christmas
by 3lw
album: Naughty or Nice (2001)

[Verse 1:]
You and me together alone
Fireplace, watchin' the snow
Holding me up in your arms, whatcha wanna do?
I'm in the mood to put it down slow
Catchin' you under the mistletoe

[ ( Read more... )

Jaws: The Revenge, people.  There is nothing like watching that when you have a cold and pretty much are slackjawed and laying around like a useless blob.

Why that movie always sucks me in every time it's on cable television is beyond me (yes, I have a streak of bad taste).  I'm toadally going to spoil it below so in case you haven't seen this ( Read more... )

Dude and I were at Whole Paycheck (Whole Foods) a couple of days ago. He told me he saw these two hippy parents with three or four hippy kids. Mom Hippy said to Kid Hippy, "C'mere, Starlight!"

Yeah, you read right. I really did type that name.

I wonder if Kid Hippy will grow up to be a business-suit-wearing accountant.