Had the crappiest of days yesterday ( Read more... )

Not much really, just points of interest for your entertainment. No order ( Read more... )

Sydney sucks ass. It's own.

Who would have thought that it was possible for a city to bend over backwards and jam it's own head up it's ass. This is considering of course that cities don't have heads and for that matter an ass.

4 - 15 July
An Eggciting Experience
Watch chicks hatch and grow over two weeks! Come in anytime during the first week and you might be lucky enough to observe one hatching! Can you guess which egg will hatch first? Chicks will be available for holding on 13, 14 and 15 July, 2pm each day.

All events are free, but seats are limited.

Bookings are ( Read more... )

I have the flu.

Crap.

Can't move.

Can't breathe.

Stupid fever.

Go away............

Saw the weather report for today. Melbourne: 12 degrees, rainy and general piss poor weather for fun. Sydney: 20 degrees, clear blue skies, went to Bondi and Coogee Beaches. Much fun was had ( Read more... )

The guy next to me is doing n00bie typing, and I must say it's more amusing than I would have thought. He's diligently staring at the keyboard, whilst using his two pointed index fingers to press the keys one at a time. It's quite funny really ( Read more... )

I've been told by a dear friend that if he ever meets God or who ever it is that runs things, he's gonna give them an atomic wedgie. EVEN if they wear a toga. Well after he's done, here's what I am going to do ( Read more... )

I don't know why, but I have just wasted about 40mins of my life browsing the Krispy Kreme donut website looking at things that I'm not gonna be able to eat ( Read more... )

You know life sucks ass when the most interesting thing that you have to post about is a phone call that you get a 8:00am in the morning ( Read more... )