"... as I was walking from my office in my backyard into my house, I realized there was this little teeny-weenie voice whispering in my head. I'm not sure how long it had been there, but it suddenly got just one decibel louder. It whispered, 'There is no god.'
    And I tried to ignore it. But it got a teeny bit louder. 'There is no god. There is no ( Read more... )

I had another strange dream last night, which involved my dad telling me I needed a haircut, to which i vehemently protested, being part of a very unusual commune, to which some hot celebrity visited and photographed, being a contestant on the mole, from which i was fairly quickly executed, and making out with a straight boy, who was offering his ( Read more... )

Jenn suggested that I begin posting my xanga stuff on livejournal as well, so I could be crazy happy internet journal friends with she and Katie and Jackie. So here it is:

So, I decided that this livejournal entry should be specifically designated for total honesty.

Because there are so many things I really really need to say to people that read this ( Read more... )

damn, you're an asshole.

So ( Read more... )

I'm pretty bored.

Tomorrow's Thanksgiving, so no one is here. They all went home.

Ashita wa sankusugibingu kara, hitori mo imasen. Kaerimashita.

It's lonely here.

If you throw a ball into the air with an initial velocity of 2 m/s and it free falls for four seconds, then lands on a frictionless plane inclined at thirty degrees without losing any momentum, and travels for two more seconds, what part of my body can tomorrow night's physics test suck?

Moliere had no idea what misanthropy was about. I feel almost as though, almost as though it's a mental disorder. Can someone be diagnosed with misanthropy? If so, I think I should see a doctor.

This trashy bitch with a really skanky-looking monroe piercing called my fiancee a cunt on her xanga yesterday for complaining about Jessica. It's like:

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Actually my piercing looks fucking cool.

If you're just going to be mean why fucking post? That's such a bitchy, stupid thing to do.