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Jul 13, 2005 02:53

Tonight I made my mom watch HAPPINESS with me.

She was not amused.

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incredulousness July 13 2005, 10:43:52 UTC
ahhh that movie is endlessly awkward!

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happycake July 13 2005, 22:14:58 UTC
I always want her to watch these movies that I think are great, even though I know she probably won't like them, and also even though I know how many awkward scenes there are, and then when we're actually watching them, I get so uncomfortable and make excuses to leave the room anyway ( ... )

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lovelyevening August 5 2005, 09:35:53 UTC
like when you showed your mom bizarre magazine.

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packing July 13 2005, 17:02:06 UTC
But it's the perfect family film!

I hope your summer is going well.

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happycake July 13 2005, 22:43:11 UTC
Thank you; if by "I hope your summer is going well" you mean "I hope you still owe a conference paper and that you'll most likely loose credit and have to take an extra class next year, in addition to the probably two you're already going to have to take in order to graduate on time; and I hope that you still haven't found a job and that no one will hire you and that you're completely broke and that you took stupid a film noir class with a teacher who knew an incredible deal LESS about film history than you do, and that because normal schools grade things objectively, you still got a B+ which is retarded because you could have taught that class yourself; Additionally, I hope your literature teacher at that school sent you an email saying that he didn't understand your inability to compelte your assignments on time and that he would expect more from a student of Sarah Lawrence College, and that, surely your professors there wouldn't tolerate such tardiness. I hope that in response, you wrote him a bratty, 3100 word email detailing ( ... )

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alaric3 July 13 2005, 18:40:26 UTC
hahahaha wow. awesome.

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happycake July 13 2005, 22:44:59 UTC
I'm hardcore.

Sometimes.

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lovelyevening August 5 2005, 09:34:46 UTC
holy shit hillary--i just googled homogenocide and we're linked on some pretty prestigious sites, like wikepedia and remember.org.

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happycake August 7 2005, 19:07:02 UTC
wait, really? aren't they supposed to ask us permission to do that? I'm using wilkipedia right now to write my paper for me.

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happycake August 7 2005, 19:09:04 UTC
that's awesome!

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happycake August 7 2005, 19:11:46 UTC
wait, you should email Mr. Foreman and tell him. Or I guess I could. I'm not sure of his email address. I guess I could call St. Anne's and ask.

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