Disclaimer: we should all have hope and look towords the day where man realizes that the sounds exiting his mouth are mostly complaints and a change occurs ( Read more... )

Well guys, Ice is back with a brand new invention. I just returned from the frozen wastelands the yettie call home. But, instead of a grand ol' homecoming, we in the nation were met with hostile force. Apparently, the midget guild is at it again, but this time it's on our turf. Who would have thought the little bastards would have the balls to take ( Read more... )

Yesterday was one of the worst sundays in the world. Do you realize how hard it is to find a place serving alcohol before noon on sunday? It's fuckin' hard ( Read more... )

Damn. I just got a call last night. It was the mom of that yettie i trashed in the mountains. Looks like it was just a baby. I think i'm bout to get the fight of my life. Wells you know what i say to that? Bring it on you gay ass son's of bitch-like yetties ( Read more... )

What's up you cock suckin' son's a bitches. It's been a while since i posted, so i thought i would give you assholes what you've wanted. I just got back from the mountains and let me tell you, there are some crazy ass animals in those there mountains. They are like....fuckin' huge, but they didn't worry me none ( Read more... )

One day i woke up and said to the world...What the flying fuck is wrong with you people!!! And do you know what the world said back? It said "Now you just shut the fuck up. If you don't like somethin' got out and changed it. Fuck some shit up or shut the fuck up." So i says back to the world... ok. And that's the origin of Hardcorejym, the most ( Read more... )

Why does everything happen to the good guys?
There I was, just chillin' in line at the grocery store when out of nowhere some guy with an english accent asks me if i've got some mustard. I tell him no, but i do have some ass whippin' for him, so i busted his face off. I'm thinking of wearing it for halloween.

What the hell is wrong with you people? I say you can join the hardcore nation and what do you say? Nothin'. You people are a bunch of pickled dick-holes. Show some initiative bitches.

Callin all who think they are "hardcore" enough to join T.H.N., my name is hardcorejym and i am here to tell you ....you don't know shit bout being hardcore. But, if you think you might have the stuff, prove it. send me a pic of you being "hardcore" and i might let ya join. Until then, you are a bunch of pony ass bitches and i hope you die.

I can kick anyones ass. I really mean it too. I got a black belt in "kickinyourass." So if you think you's got the stuff then bring it.