What if the potential stimulus bill is prompting GM to lay off employees in an melodramatic effort to show just how much they need the bill.

That's what these are for, right?

Well, I'm sad. I don't want to say why on here, but you might be able to figure it out. It's happened before... too many hints. Tell you what, I'll give you three more; two of them are true, one is not. Ready ( Read more... )

Step 1: Put your iPod [or whatever] on random ( Read more... )

One of the light switches in the house isn't working. He used a circuit tester, but it wasn't the right kind, so he broke it testing the circuit. Later, out of the blue at that point actually, he comes in from the garage and says, "Look! I just made a circuit tester!"


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What is it like to put a muzzle on a pug?

Update:

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I feel like I have to work really hard to ever hang out with anyone, and that I only hang out with friends once every other week or so. Some of you I haven't seen in at least a month. It seems like sometimes friends that I wouldn't have thought would even know each other hang out with each other more than they do with me. Am I not fun to hang out ( Read more... )

Really isn't a very good movie.

Anyway, I'm thinking of not going to college for much longer. I'm thinking I'll take up phlebotomy, starting spring term through Lane, and then I'll be able to do that by next winter at the latest. Then I'll just work, and live in Eugene; read all the books I want to read, try to practice my horns, maybe pick up ( Read more... )

What'm I gonna do ( Read more... )

I've just made it to page 60. Young Simba hasn't left the pride yet. I'm gettin' close to that, though. Anyway, I'm wondering if anyone wants to read it again. Anybody? Anybody at all? So far my mom has read it, and thought it was dark, which it is, and which is good since it's supposed to be, and my therapist read it, and thought it was good, ( Read more... )

Outside the former William's Bakery there are some temporary "No Parking" signs. Duct tape on them inform that they are in effect for "All of Roctober." I'm sure this is a combination of "rock" and "October," but! in the back of my mind I always think that it might be a hilariously racist remark towards Asians, as though it should be spelled " ( Read more... )