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[harvestnarcissi]

With Draco having returned from France, there has been little time or reason to use this method of interaction, and I have found that it has blended in so well with its surrounds that I find myself paying little notice. As much as it loathes me to say this about a muggle device, I find myself quite contented with the flavour they have added to the

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[albuspresley]

Young Mister Malfoy attends classes with many of those fine specimens of wizardry frequently. Hogwarts is not merely a social club, but an institution of learning after all, Mrs. Malfoy.

[harvestnarcissi]

While I understand that, I do find the conduct of some of these "fine specimens" to be abhorrent, not only towards my own son, but in some cases to teachers themselves!

Surely this behaviour stems from some sort of derangement, particularly in Mr Potter's case.

[albuspresley]

And what has Miss Weasley done to your son?

[harvestnarcissi]

Nothing, as of yet. But she has succeeded in inflamed all of his acquaintances, so I am positive it is only a matter of time until she launches an attack against my son.

Surely you see these grievences are valid, and should be attended to before the resumption of the school year!

[purebloodyay]

My pet, it is pink.

Pink.

There is a shrubbery on one side.

There are bobbles.

Surely you jest.

[harvestnarcissi]

Sweetheart, you know how I like cerise! And yes, I do concur the bobbles are a tad much, the fabric a little coarse, and really, the WOOD is so CHEAP and TACKY!

Perhaps it is the Eiffel Tower, which reminds me of home...

[purebloodyay]

My sweetums, I would much rather engage in a midnight operation of slightly questionable merit that concluded with the relocation of the Eiffel Tower to our Walled Garden than allow that abomination to the Evil Colour of Black pass within the grounds of the Manor.

[harvestnarcissi]

Perhaps, then, you ought to start preparing the relocation! You are decisively unhelpful when it comes to this immense task! You have no compassion on my poor nerves!

[hardlyinit]

Using this Lamp will bring your Doom Upon You and your Family!!!

[drunkirishdude]

I think that lamp would be better if it had little pink sparkles on it!!

[abbotts_habits]

Gosh, Seamus, so do I! And the walls in the room should be a pretty bright grass green to compliment it. It would be lovely, Mrs Malfoy.

[drunkirishdude]

Er.

[abbotts_habits]

Sorry? I can't tell what you mean just by looking at the shape of your E, your r and your ., you know.

[nothisbitch]

That is a very interesting lamp, Mrs Malfoy.